Things that weren't supposed to be funny

[Khyron1144]

Post things that friends and relatives have said that just didn't sound right and made you laugh:



I got sidetracked by the spleen in my rectum.
-Jamey, I have no idea what led up to this but it was at a D&D game


I have kitty ears and an ugly head.
-my mom, talking about Halloween costumes

[Khyron1144]

I'm using my hotness here.
-Jamey at same D&D game, while playing a high charisma female character